There’s a Day Spa in NYC that’s offering a special type of facial.  It costs $180, and is apparently taken from the Orient and an “ancient
Geisha Girl beauty secret”.   

You pay $180 and lay down and close you eyes…..and someone rubs bird poop all over your face.

Yessss.   Bird Poop.  On your face.  On purpose.   And you pay $180 for this.  

This just in……IT’S BIRD CRAP !!!!! 

And if you DO want this treatment, save yourself some money……just go and lie under a tree at Stewart Park or somethin’ and the facial will come
to you.

Oh look, out in the parking lot….my windshield must be having a make-over!!